fagflow:

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via thefaultinourdoughnuts)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via colormeblue-x)

  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year. This class is hard And he likes Spongebob So like Help a person out

cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
So like
Help a person out

(via not-the-expectation)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(via very-vitriolic)

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via very-vitriolic)

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

(via fk-boi)

(via fk-boi)

(via fk-boi)

hella—fab:

how many followers do I need before I get questions about my personal life?